Introducing the "Ew, Still People" Nail Stamping Plate by Lantern & Wren– because who doesn't love the thrill of returning to work or school and socializing with actual humans? *cue wild applause*
Are you tired of the sweet, sweet solitude of your cozy cave, AKA your home, and desperate to dive back into the delightful world of office/school politics and awkward chit-chats? Of course, you are! And what better way to celebrate this momentous occasion than with nails that say, "I'm thrilled to be here. Really. Can't you tell?" The "Ew, Still People" Nail Stamping Plate is your ticket to subtlety and grace.
With an exquisite array of designs that scream, "Can you not," "Stop petting my peeves," and "please go away from me" – you'll be the talk of the campus... or the watercooler. Oh, but that's not all! This stamping plate comes equipped with a special "are you still talking" image – because what's life without the timeless exchange of mind-numbingly trivial pleasantries? Your nails will practically sparkle with insincere compliments and forced laughter. It's the perfect icebreaker for when you're internally screaming for an escape route.
Say goodbye to those gloriously quiet days of being at home, perfectly ensconced in your jammies, and hello to the daily joy of navigating through rush hour traffic just to have someone steal your lunch from the office fridge. "Ew, Still People" understands your pain and is here to make sure everyone knows it. So, whether you're attending meetings you don't understand, dodging overly enthusiastic coworkers, sitting in an actual lecture hall, or trying to look busy while actually scrolling through cat memes, let your nails do the talking.
Embrace the awkwardness, embrace the chaos, and embrace the realization that deep down, you still have absolutely zero interest in Team Building Tuesdays. Order your "Ew, Still People" Nail Stamping Plate now and start counting down the minutes until you can retreat back to your beloved sanctuary. After all, who needs people when you can have fabulous nails?
14.5 x 9.5cm